Funny Slogans and Whacky Pics On Bumper Stickers

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    BHP

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    We encounter quite a few bumper stickers while we drive. Some make us laugh, some make us angry while some others makes us feel sad. Here is a collection of what i have found on the road.

    I Had A Life But My Job Ate It
    Be Nice To America or We Will Bring Democracy To Your Country
    I Brake For...Oh Shit, No Brakes
    Wife And Dog Missing, Reward For Dog
    Guns Don't Kill People, Drivers With Cellphones Do
    I Still Miss My Ex-Wife But My Aim Is Improving
    I Would Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There And I Don't Want To See You Everyday
    Don't Steal, Government Hates Competition
    I Have Got Nothing Against God, It Is His Fanclub I Can't Stand


    What have you seen on the bumper of car in front of you today ?
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    MotorHead

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    I love those funny ones, some that i have seen

    All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
    All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King


    This one is the best of all

    Cover Me I'm Changing Lane

    Some pictures that i have in my collection:
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    annagoryun

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    These are my favorites. Enjoy
    • Former baby on board.
    • Without Men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.
    • Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.
    • I'm only speeding because I need to poop.
    • This vehicle is protected my anti-theft sticker.
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    Nephi

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    The best license plate I've seen was a car that was in a wreck. The license plate said AAARGG. I thought it was rather fitting. :)
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    MrGoosoodude

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    I like going to different states and picking up those comedy bumper stickers. I have like 3 on my car right now! Yeah. I have 2 from Delaware Beach
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    TheMaverick

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    Some funny ones that i have seen:

    Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats
    I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight

    This one was found on a V8:
    Only milk and juice come in 2 liters

    This one was found on the back of a Jaguar S-type:
    I saw it. I wanted it. I cried. I got it

    Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
    CHEVROLET- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home
    I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work

    This is the best one of all:
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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    bsge11

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    The wife and dog missing one is hilarious. Missing reward for the dog, lol. This bumper sticker would be a funny present for one of my friends who just got married and has a dog.
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    CobraMike

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    I once saw a biker with a writing on the back of his T-Shirt that said: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off." :D
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    CobraMike

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    Saw another one recently, not a bumper sticker but still hilarious, car in a garage that hasn't been driven in years, was dusty as hell, someone wrote "I wish my wife was this dirty" on the back with his fingers, made me laugh like a 5 year old :D
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    MotorHead

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    That is a good one.

    Some of those hilarious ones that i have seen in India:

    If you are rich, I am single
    I am the one your mother warned you about
    When I grow up, I will be a Merc (sticker on a Maruti 800)
    Don't follow me, I'm broke


    The best one on a car driven by lady:
    If we can put a man on the moon, then why not all of them?:D
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    BHP

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    Another cool one found on Indian Road:

    ImageUploadedByTapatalk HD1367722978.392365.jpg


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    Some more for the laugh:
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    Nice Advice
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    This looks real
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    Here are some i found


    Dad's Gift
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    ghanashyam

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    I read a slogan on the back of Luna a very slow moving moped.
    SUPERMAN AND ROCKET.
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    xlSynergy

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    Yeah, I've seen a lot of these. Now, I see a lot of pairs of balls hanging from the bumper. I've seen a lot of these before, "Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires."
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    Rivethead

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    I remember one when I was down in California that read: "Forget world peace, visualize using your turn indicator." ;)
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    MotorHead

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    This should qualify for a whacky pic, that is quite a ride :D
    safe-driving-tips-duct-taped-car.jpg
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    xlSynergy

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    Holy crap that is ghetto! How does he even see in front of him? Plus, what's the point of the duct tape anyways, does duct tape REALLY keep a hood down? -_-
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    Lafcadio

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    My Dad has this one on this truck:
    "I learned everything I need to know about Islam on 9-11"
    Personally, I get annoyed at the "MY child's an honor student at..." ones - I prefer:
    "My kid beat up your honors student."

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    Denis Hard

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    I've liked these ones best:


    i)" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
    ii) I Think Feminists Are Cute!
    iii) Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
    iv) Caution: I brake for no apparent reason. . .
    v) Ax Me About Ebonics

    And the best. . .

    Don't steal, the government hates competition.
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